The SantaLand Diaries
Best enjoyed when holiday stress is a distant glimmer, The SantaLand Diaries is a witty evocation of life as a Macy’s elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once thousands of visitors start pouring through Santa’s workshop and an endless stream of Santas take turns ordering him around, Crumpet the Elf (played by Kraig Swartz) becomes battle-weary and bitter. As Christmas Eve and his last day of employment draws near, will Crumpet find a moment of Christmas spirit and goodwill?
The SantaLand Diaries is not recommended for children.

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1st Annual Flanders Award
Kraig Swartz was awarded the first annual Flanders Award after the September 18 "Talk Back" of The SantaLand Diaries. More.


